TV Watched Lately:
Mid-Season Finale: SGU (awesome!)
Star Wars: Clone Wars
Batman: Brave and the Bold
Terriers Finale (Season/Series?)
Fringe
Community
The Office
(Uggh... I'm beginning to see why I need to blog everyday... keeping track of everything I watch over the course of multiple days is sort of useless...)
I'm still frakking sick so I thought I'd just write a quick (am I kidding myself?) post about Star Wars Clone Wars and how much better it's become.
Basically, when this show started, S and I were both pretty disdainful of it. Not only did it seem far less interesting and innovative than the first series of Clone Wars cartoons, made by Genndy Tartakovsk, but it seemed incredibly juvenile... as though it had no idea who its potential audience would be... who they ought to be playing to. The episodes were filled with lame bot jokes (ie- Roger, Roger) and they characters all seemed a little flat.
The second season though, came out strong with a deeper understanding of their potential viewers. The episodes were smarter. The characters were deeper. The plots were more involved, playing off pre-existing Star Wars tropes and exploring stuff that's been around for a long time. Getting into the real lives of the Clones, doing stories about identity, humanity and courage.
This season, they're getting pretty political. Last week's episode opened with a five minute senate debate on whether or not they should de-regulate the banks in order to keep funding the war. The entire episode was about the complexity of war and the relevance of terms like "good" and "bad." It was brilliant and smart and I pictured my seven year old brother (yeah... BABY brother) watching and maybe soaking in some ideas about right and wrong.
It was cool. Ok, I'm seriously hacking to beat the band. Very General Grievous. I'm going to go find some Halls or some vapor rub or... I don't know some <insert funny Star Wars reference here>
Uggh...Never mind.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
The one where I talk about SGU... forever.
I'd like to take you back to a more innocent time... 2003 when the world was young and the Battlestar Galactica Mini-series premiered and everything about it just seemed so... awesome. It blew everyone away. Just look at that:
Ah yes, it was a simpler time. Back when Baltar and Six were actually in the same room and not just haunting one another's war-addled brains. I LOVED BSG and so did everyone else. Critics lauded the show and Ron Moore got a SciFi deal to keep on keepin on and we all jumped and down and cheered. And why not? There was so much to love. We had a tough, stoic leader in Adama. A grit and grime, gin-drinking XO in Colonel Tigh. A brilliant but sketchy scientist and his sexy secret cylon girlfriend: Baltar and Six. A savvy, if reluctant president in Roslin. Then we had fucking Kara Thrace. Total badass. Awesome characters like Boomer, Apollo and Galen rounded out the cast nicely. And then we had the effects... oh god the effects. Silence in Space! Yeah, well Firefly totally did it first. And before that... well Cowboy Bebop had it covered. But still... silent space battles, raptors, big massive carrier ships, zero-G piloting... ughhh. It made us all so happy.
But then came the darkness. The show reveled in its own grit. Then it wallowed in the grimy realism that it just LOVED portraying... then all of the characters... every single one had a psychotic break and before you know it noone was safe from being thrown out the airlock.
I don't know... I still have a special place in my heart for BSG but I think it got a little too wrapped up in its own mythology. It lost the heart it originally had somewhere along the line and became more about how fucked up everyone was than about the resilliancy of humanity in the face of destruction. So when it was over... I didn't watch Caprica. I didn't even try. I didn't want another show to break my heart like BSG did and I was extremely reluctant to try Stargate Universe because of this.
But I'm here to tell you that I frakking (now that word is a direct descendant of the awesomeness of BSG) LOVE Stargate Universe. I only ever watched the original Stargate in spurts... when it was convenient or when Scifi ran a marathon. There were some great episodes and there were some campy episodes but all in all it had a TON of heart and made a lot of great points... which means that it was well and truly what Science Fiction TV is all about. But, like I said, I was never a loyal follower. I only saw a few episodes of SG: Atlantis. It just didn't hook me. But leading up to the month of October last year, S. and I kept seeing previews for SGU.
"That looks pretty good," we said. "Let's try it out."
And we did. Immediately, we were in. I make fun of the derivative nature of this show quite often. I've even done it on this blog. But honestly, I think that this show is infinitely better than the shows that spawned it. So I'll put it this way:
It's like if Star Trek: Voyager and Battlestar Galactica had a baby. But when that baby grew up it had learned from all the mistakes its (rightfully brilliant but ultimately flawed) parents made.
The last two episodes, both leading up to the finale (which will air this Tuesday night) were just amazing. And it really pushed me over the edge on the BSG vs SGU front.
First off we have Episode 208: Malice. Man, there's just nothing better than a pissed off bad-ass scientist and that's exactly what we get in this episode. As you'll recall, Episode 207 ended with Simeon cornering Amanda (in Ginn's body) in her quarters and looking pretty menacing. This episode starts off with Dr. Rush finding Ginn/Amanda dead. Very sad.
Rush gets REALLY pissed off and immediately hurries after Simeon who's gone through the gate with a hostage.
When Rush gets to the other side, he finds the hostage with a mine strapped to her back and after some British-professorial fumbling, he gets it off of her and throws it into the air so it can explode properly. The next sequence of shots is FANTASTIC and I wish I had some sweet You-Tube action to plop down here... but I don't. So, use your imagination to picture the crying hostage, then a quick crane up to show Rush already walking away (total bad-ass style) to find Simeon.
Oh, here, I'd like to break from the action for just a second to discuss Rush's wardrobe. Specifically: The Vest. I like to think of this little tweedy number as his Action Vest. It, unlike the vests of his enlisted friends, serves absolutely NO tactical purpose other than to provide a possible pocket for his busted up glasses.
But I commend Rush for sticking to his style here. When things get action-y on the ship he stands up and says "Better get my vest." Well, not really, but I like to imagine that he does.
Anyway, he looks damn good in it and I hope it never gets destroyed in one of the many off-world explosive missions he stomps off to.
On with the show. Eventually Rush and Simeon face off. Simeon is injured but he's still a total tough and nails asshole, powered by Space Douchey-ness. So when Rush finally corners him he does the whole, "I'm going to walk calmly toward you because I know you can't make the shot with that 9mm you're obviously not trained to use." thing that bad guys sometimes do. And he's right. Rush can't make the shot. But here's the thing about Bad-Ass Scientists... they know they can't. And friends, they compensate.
Rush pulls out his detonator and Simeon gets that "Oh shit!" face. But then, when Rush presses the trigger, it only blows up a rock face about 500 yards down the line. Simeon gets that, "You're such a fuck up." smirk just as we hear a great and terrible rumbling in the direction of the explosion. In my head, Rush gives Simeon a total "Fuck You." stare... though I may have totally imagined that. In any event, that rumbling is the result of a shit-ton of SPACE DINOSAURS who stampede Simeon, Lion King Style. He's all bet up and bloody and totally ready to make amends. He pleads with Rush to take pity on him, that he has information and will play ball with the higher ups who want that information. But Rush doesn't care about any of that. Rush just aims at point blank range and takes the shot without hesitation.
Anyway, this episode was full of well-written dialogue. Beautifully justified character development and interaction. And gorgeous action scenes that are so well-conceived it makes me ache to watch it all over again.
The next episode, is different. It's quieter. Mysterious. It's eerie and slow and totally perfect.
This show can truly do just about anything. The characters have a ton of depth and every action they make is well-motivated and justified. The stories are smart and surprising and the show consistently takes old, SciFi tropes and turns them inside out.
S. and I are blown away by every single episode and it only seems to be getting better.
I really hope it keeps going in this manner. I really hope it stays on this path, keeps its heart, doesn't get too self-involved (BSG) or preachy (Voyager) but continues to be a story about remarkably rounded, remarkably human characters fighting to survive, to get home, to love and live and find some happiness in discovering parts of the universe no other humans have seen.
I can't wait for the season finale.
Ah yes, it was a simpler time. Back when Baltar and Six were actually in the same room and not just haunting one another's war-addled brains. I LOVED BSG and so did everyone else. Critics lauded the show and Ron Moore got a SciFi deal to keep on keepin on and we all jumped and down and cheered. And why not? There was so much to love. We had a tough, stoic leader in Adama. A grit and grime, gin-drinking XO in Colonel Tigh. A brilliant but sketchy scientist and his sexy secret cylon girlfriend: Baltar and Six. A savvy, if reluctant president in Roslin. Then we had fucking Kara Thrace. Total badass. Awesome characters like Boomer, Apollo and Galen rounded out the cast nicely. And then we had the effects... oh god the effects. Silence in Space! Yeah, well Firefly totally did it first. And before that... well Cowboy Bebop had it covered. But still... silent space battles, raptors, big massive carrier ships, zero-G piloting... ughhh. It made us all so happy.
But then came the darkness. The show reveled in its own grit. Then it wallowed in the grimy realism that it just LOVED portraying... then all of the characters... every single one had a psychotic break and before you know it noone was safe from being thrown out the airlock.
Ahhh... the days before everyone went to shit. |
But I'm here to tell you that I frakking (now that word is a direct descendant of the awesomeness of BSG) LOVE Stargate Universe. I only ever watched the original Stargate in spurts... when it was convenient or when Scifi ran a marathon. There were some great episodes and there were some campy episodes but all in all it had a TON of heart and made a lot of great points... which means that it was well and truly what Science Fiction TV is all about. But, like I said, I was never a loyal follower. I only saw a few episodes of SG: Atlantis. It just didn't hook me. But leading up to the month of October last year, S. and I kept seeing previews for SGU.
"That looks pretty good," we said. "Let's try it out."
And we did. Immediately, we were in. I make fun of the derivative nature of this show quite often. I've even done it on this blog. But honestly, I think that this show is infinitely better than the shows that spawned it. So I'll put it this way:
It's like if Star Trek: Voyager and Battlestar Galactica had a baby. But when that baby grew up it had learned from all the mistakes its (rightfully brilliant but ultimately flawed) parents made.
The last two episodes, both leading up to the finale (which will air this Tuesday night) were just amazing. And it really pushed me over the edge on the BSG vs SGU front.
First off we have Episode 208: Malice. Man, there's just nothing better than a pissed off bad-ass scientist and that's exactly what we get in this episode. As you'll recall, Episode 207 ended with Simeon cornering Amanda (in Ginn's body) in her quarters and looking pretty menacing. This episode starts off with Dr. Rush finding Ginn/Amanda dead. Very sad.
Rush gets REALLY pissed off and immediately hurries after Simeon who's gone through the gate with a hostage.
When Rush gets to the other side, he finds the hostage with a mine strapped to her back and after some British-professorial fumbling, he gets it off of her and throws it into the air so it can explode properly. The next sequence of shots is FANTASTIC and I wish I had some sweet You-Tube action to plop down here... but I don't. So, use your imagination to picture the crying hostage, then a quick crane up to show Rush already walking away (total bad-ass style) to find Simeon.
Oh, here, I'd like to break from the action for just a second to discuss Rush's wardrobe. Specifically: The Vest. I like to think of this little tweedy number as his Action Vest. It, unlike the vests of his enlisted friends, serves absolutely NO tactical purpose other than to provide a possible pocket for his busted up glasses.
But I commend Rush for sticking to his style here. When things get action-y on the ship he stands up and says "Better get my vest." Well, not really, but I like to imagine that he does.
Anyway, he looks damn good in it and I hope it never gets destroyed in one of the many off-world explosive missions he stomps off to.
On with the show. Eventually Rush and Simeon face off. Simeon is injured but he's still a total tough and nails asshole, powered by Space Douchey-ness. So when Rush finally corners him he does the whole, "I'm going to walk calmly toward you because I know you can't make the shot with that 9mm you're obviously not trained to use." thing that bad guys sometimes do. And he's right. Rush can't make the shot. But here's the thing about Bad-Ass Scientists... they know they can't. And friends, they compensate.
Rush pulls out his detonator and Simeon gets that "Oh shit!" face. But then, when Rush presses the trigger, it only blows up a rock face about 500 yards down the line. Simeon gets that, "You're such a fuck up." smirk just as we hear a great and terrible rumbling in the direction of the explosion. In my head, Rush gives Simeon a total "Fuck You." stare... though I may have totally imagined that. In any event, that rumbling is the result of a shit-ton of SPACE DINOSAURS who stampede Simeon, Lion King Style. He's all bet up and bloody and totally ready to make amends. He pleads with Rush to take pity on him, that he has information and will play ball with the higher ups who want that information. But Rush doesn't care about any of that. Rush just aims at point blank range and takes the shot without hesitation.
Yeah... BAD ASS.
Anyway, this episode was full of well-written dialogue. Beautifully justified character development and interaction. And gorgeous action scenes that are so well-conceived it makes me ache to watch it all over again.
The next episode, is different. It's quieter. Mysterious. It's eerie and slow and totally perfect.
This show can truly do just about anything. The characters have a ton of depth and every action they make is well-motivated and justified. The stories are smart and surprising and the show consistently takes old, SciFi tropes and turns them inside out.
S. and I are blown away by every single episode and it only seems to be getting better.
I really hope it keeps going in this manner. I really hope it stays on this path, keeps its heart, doesn't get too self-involved (BSG) or preachy (Voyager) but continues to be a story about remarkably rounded, remarkably human characters fighting to survive, to get home, to love and live and find some happiness in discovering parts of the universe no other humans have seen.
I can't wait for the season finale.
Friday, November 26, 2010
HOME!
I've come home to a FULL DVR. And when I say "full" I don't just mean the run-of-the-mill 75% we've usually got going on. I mean we got in the door after two weeks away, dropped our bags in the floor, turned on the TV and heard the DVR whining like it had a little too much to eat over Thanksgiving. See what I did there? Look at that seasonal humor.
Anyway, S. and I have compiled a prioritized list which may or may not change at our discretion. Here it is:
Terriors x2
Venture Brothers (Season Finale)
Stargate Universe x2
Fringe x2
That should get us started. From there, we can move into the Half Hour Realm. I'll let you know how it goes.
By the way... did you miss me?
Anyway, S. and I have compiled a prioritized list which may or may not change at our discretion. Here it is:
Terriors x2
Venture Brothers (Season Finale)
Stargate Universe x2
Fringe x2
That should get us started. From there, we can move into the Half Hour Realm. I'll let you know how it goes.
By the way... did you miss me?
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Burn Notice, SGU, Blog Leave
TV Watched Tonight:
My Name is Earl x2
How I Met Your Mother x2
Burn Notice x2
Star Trek TOS: Let This Be Your Last Battlefield
Storm Chasers
Terriers
Man, I love Burn Notice. I love Michael, Sam and Fiona. I love Fiona's hip-bag so much I even have my own now. Yeah! I feel like a total bad ass when I wear it.
If you haven't been watching Burn Notice, that's ok. I forgive you. We didn't start watching it until this summer but man, once we did it was so awesome that we were watching three or four episodes a day.
Anyway, it's an off season show on USA so it runs in the Summer and Winter and new episodes premier tomorrow night. So... if you can fit it into your Thursday nights, you should.
We also watched last night's Stargate Universe tonight and it was, as usual, effing brilliant. Rush and Young were stuck on a shutdown, stranded ship and The Destiny had to be piloted back to it by his friend Amanda who came aboard by use of the communication stones. She inhabited Eli's new ginger girlfriend's body and eventually the rest of the Destiny wised up to the fact that she wasn't working with the rest of them but was instead hanging out in the freaking bridge, DRIVING THE SHIP! So, everyone found out and Young, good and mad, beat the shit out of Rush for a while before he decided to call it quits and make things ok between the two of them.
The episode ends with Destiny's scientists, Eli at the helm, piloting the ship ala Star Trek... so nice. We were all elated to see it. It was really well done. Especially after they'd been holding out on us for so long, no one really driving the ship, no bridge crew, no real sense of organization. It was just really special to see it all coming together and then... it all went to shit ala BSG style. WTF!?
Basically Simeon, a Lucian douchebag, has a grudge against Ginn (Eli's girlfriend, btw- they totally made it! Go Eli!) and he stops Amanda in Ginn's body and threatens her earlier in the episode.
We get a nice sense of foreboding but assume we won't get anymore Lucian blood grudge rage until the next episode and that's, unfortunately, where we were wrong. Just as we were enjoying the nice scene on the bridge, Simeon strolls right into Amanda's room, still in Ginn's body and the last thing we see is her sad, frightened face as the big alien door slides heavily to a close.
Damnit! I can't wait for next week... and speaking of which... I'm actually going to have to wait a couple of weeks.
I'm finishing up a Master of Fine Arts degree in Fiction and every six months I have to attend a week-long intensive residency. While there I go to tons and tons of lectures, do workshops every day, go to readings etc. It's basically 12 hours per day for a little over a week and it's totally exhausting. In fact, it's so exhausting that I watch absolutely ZERO tv the whole time. That's a pretty big deal for me. And, it's an even bigger deal for this blog... which is all about the TV I watch. But, it is what it is and I've got some graduating to do next weekend. So, wish me luck! I'll write soon.
My Name is Earl x2
How I Met Your Mother x2
Burn Notice x2
Star Trek TOS: Let This Be Your Last Battlefield
Storm Chasers
Terriers
Man, I love Burn Notice. I love Michael, Sam and Fiona. I love Fiona's hip-bag so much I even have my own now. Yeah! I feel like a total bad ass when I wear it.
If you haven't been watching Burn Notice, that's ok. I forgive you. We didn't start watching it until this summer but man, once we did it was so awesome that we were watching three or four episodes a day.
Anyway, it's an off season show on USA so it runs in the Summer and Winter and new episodes premier tomorrow night. So... if you can fit it into your Thursday nights, you should.
We also watched last night's Stargate Universe tonight and it was, as usual, effing brilliant. Rush and Young were stuck on a shutdown, stranded ship and The Destiny had to be piloted back to it by his friend Amanda who came aboard by use of the communication stones. She inhabited Eli's new ginger girlfriend's body and eventually the rest of the Destiny wised up to the fact that she wasn't working with the rest of them but was instead hanging out in the freaking bridge, DRIVING THE SHIP! So, everyone found out and Young, good and mad, beat the shit out of Rush for a while before he decided to call it quits and make things ok between the two of them.
The episode ends with Destiny's scientists, Eli at the helm, piloting the ship ala Star Trek... so nice. We were all elated to see it. It was really well done. Especially after they'd been holding out on us for so long, no one really driving the ship, no bridge crew, no real sense of organization. It was just really special to see it all coming together and then... it all went to shit ala BSG style. WTF!?
Basically Simeon, a Lucian douchebag, has a grudge against Ginn (Eli's girlfriend, btw- they totally made it! Go Eli!) and he stops Amanda in Ginn's body and threatens her earlier in the episode.
We get a nice sense of foreboding but assume we won't get anymore Lucian blood grudge rage until the next episode and that's, unfortunately, where we were wrong. Just as we were enjoying the nice scene on the bridge, Simeon strolls right into Amanda's room, still in Ginn's body and the last thing we see is her sad, frightened face as the big alien door slides heavily to a close.
Damnit! I can't wait for next week... and speaking of which... I'm actually going to have to wait a couple of weeks.
I'm finishing up a Master of Fine Arts degree in Fiction and every six months I have to attend a week-long intensive residency. While there I go to tons and tons of lectures, do workshops every day, go to readings etc. It's basically 12 hours per day for a little over a week and it's totally exhausting. In fact, it's so exhausting that I watch absolutely ZERO tv the whole time. That's a pretty big deal for me. And, it's an even bigger deal for this blog... which is all about the TV I watch. But, it is what it is and I've got some graduating to do next weekend. So, wish me luck! I'll write soon.
First Kisses and Colds
TV Watched Nov 9:
MASH x2
Then went to the library and worked for 3 hours...
TV Watched Nov 10:
MASH x2
Glee: "Never Been Kissed"
Raising Hope
Stargate Universe
Tuesday nights are pretty big around here but we usually don't get to enjoy the Tuesday-Awesomeness until Wednesday morning. Usually we watch Glee while we eat breakfast and that's how we went about it today. Consequently, I've started salivating for eggs and bacon as soon as I hear Lea Michele's voice.
Anyway, this episode revolves around our differences, the bullying we (as weirdos, obviously I feel a certain amount of solidarity with the kids of Glee) put up with, and the courage it takes to overcome it and deal with it. Kurt gets shoved into the locker doors every day by some jock while the other boys of Glee Club start picturing Coach Beiste in strange, compromising positions to help them "cool down" when their girlfriends won't put out. Things escalate when Kurt ventures out to Dalton Academy, a swanky all boys school, whose Glee Club is treated like the second coming of [insert cool band here] (don't blame me, I'm musically challenged) Kurt's awful treatment finally gets to him and in the comforting, non-judgmental atmosphere of Dalton Academy, he spills his guts about how hard it is to be the only openly gay kid at his school. In the end, he finds some solidarity and courage to stand up to his bully. More on that in just a bit.
Beiste (uggh, I felt so bad for this character the whole episode...) finally finds out about the fact that all the boys are using a mental image of her to provide an instant de-boner and she is (rightfully) mortified. When Mr. Shue finds out about this, he helpfully gives her a pep-talk, during which Beiste confesses that she's never been kissed. Mr. Shue kindly reaches forward and provides her with a sweet, friendly kiss.
OK, so here's how I feel about this episode. Mostly, I really liked it. In spite of the A-plot using a similar device as the season 2 episode of BTVS: Phases. Please enjoy the following screencaps which I mostly TOTALLY got myself. Because when I made my new blog header, I learned how to use the Grab application on my mac.
Anyway, the quintessential homophobic douche hasn't changed much since 1998. I mean really...
Despite the fact that this device was similar, the story wasn't really. Xander and Oz are bullied by Larry (some douches have names) but they're not gay and don't put up with the same kind of intensive bullying that Kurt has to deal with on a regular basis. The circumstances are totally different and I applaud Glee and especially Chris Colfer's acting in this episode who is justifiably upset by his first kiss being the product of self-hate, rather than love.
As I'd mentioned before, Beiste is also upset about her first kiss or, more accurately her lack of one. Shue kindly donates one but... this is sort of what I don't like about it. It is a sweet, friendly kiss and it doesn't exactly feel like a pity kiss... but it still wears on me a little bit... as if Shue himself doesn't really believe that Beiste could get a date and kisses her as a sort of weird consolation prize. I think they should've backed off on that one. It didn't really work for me. I wanted it to... but it just didn't.
NEXT!
Raising Hope was typically fabulous. Hope gets a cold and Jimmy has to deal with the fact that the family has no insurance and he can't get her into the doctor. It's pretty awesome. Especially when Mom and Dad crack up at even the mention of insurance:
Good Stuff.
I'm still watching TV. Still Writing. Still getting ready for (a previously unannounced) trip which will prevent me from blogging for over a week. I'll catch up with you later.
MASH x2
Then went to the library and worked for 3 hours...
TV Watched Nov 10:
MASH x2
Glee: "Never Been Kissed"
Raising Hope
Stargate Universe
Tuesday nights are pretty big around here but we usually don't get to enjoy the Tuesday-Awesomeness until Wednesday morning. Usually we watch Glee while we eat breakfast and that's how we went about it today. Consequently, I've started salivating for eggs and bacon as soon as I hear Lea Michele's voice.
Mmmm... bacon. |
Anyway, this episode revolves around our differences, the bullying we (as weirdos, obviously I feel a certain amount of solidarity with the kids of Glee) put up with, and the courage it takes to overcome it and deal with it. Kurt gets shoved into the locker doors every day by some jock while the other boys of Glee Club start picturing Coach Beiste in strange, compromising positions to help them "cool down" when their girlfriends won't put out. Things escalate when Kurt ventures out to Dalton Academy, a swanky all boys school, whose Glee Club is treated like the second coming of [insert cool band here] (don't blame me, I'm musically challenged) Kurt's awful treatment finally gets to him and in the comforting, non-judgmental atmosphere of Dalton Academy, he spills his guts about how hard it is to be the only openly gay kid at his school. In the end, he finds some solidarity and courage to stand up to his bully. More on that in just a bit.
Beiste (uggh, I felt so bad for this character the whole episode...) finally finds out about the fact that all the boys are using a mental image of her to provide an instant de-boner and she is (rightfully) mortified. When Mr. Shue finds out about this, he helpfully gives her a pep-talk, during which Beiste confesses that she's never been kissed. Mr. Shue kindly reaches forward and provides her with a sweet, friendly kiss.
OK, so here's how I feel about this episode. Mostly, I really liked it. In spite of the A-plot using a similar device as the season 2 episode of BTVS: Phases. Please enjoy the following screencaps which I mostly TOTALLY got myself. Because when I made my new blog header, I learned how to use the Grab application on my mac.
Homophobic Douche Face |
Homophobic Douche Face circa 1998 |
Anyway, the quintessential homophobic douche hasn't changed much since 1998. I mean really...
Despite the fact that this device was similar, the story wasn't really. Xander and Oz are bullied by Larry (some douches have names) but they're not gay and don't put up with the same kind of intensive bullying that Kurt has to deal with on a regular basis. The circumstances are totally different and I applaud Glee and especially Chris Colfer's acting in this episode who is justifiably upset by his first kiss being the product of self-hate, rather than love.
As I'd mentioned before, Beiste is also upset about her first kiss or, more accurately her lack of one. Shue kindly donates one but... this is sort of what I don't like about it. It is a sweet, friendly kiss and it doesn't exactly feel like a pity kiss... but it still wears on me a little bit... as if Shue himself doesn't really believe that Beiste could get a date and kisses her as a sort of weird consolation prize. I think they should've backed off on that one. It didn't really work for me. I wanted it to... but it just didn't.
NEXT!
Raising Hope was typically fabulous. Hope gets a cold and Jimmy has to deal with the fact that the family has no insurance and he can't get her into the doctor. It's pretty awesome. Especially when Mom and Dad crack up at even the mention of insurance:
Burt: Oh yeah, the insurance, let me have the butler get it out of the hot air balloon! |
I'm still watching TV. Still Writing. Still getting ready for (a previously unannounced) trip which will prevent me from blogging for over a week. I'll catch up with you later.
Monday, November 8, 2010
"Guts" and Moriarty.
TV Watched Nov 7:
Star Wars Clone Wars: Evil Plans
The Avengers on Disney: 2 episodes
BIO: Captains of the Final Frontier
Clash of the Gods: Medusa, Hercules, Hades
HBO Young Comedians circa 1981
The Walking Dead #2
Sherlock Holmes: The Great Game
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror
Eastbound & Down: Chapter 13
Wow, we got A LOT of TV in on Sunday. It was so much that by the end of it, I was too wiped out to write a blog post, so here I am on Monday morning, fresh as a daisy... writing this blog.
I guess the two biggest events on last night's list were The Walking Dead #2 and the last of three installments of Sherlock. Both were excellent.
Let's start with Walking Dead. This episode was entitled "Guts" for good reason. Basically, with the help of Glenn (played by Steven Yeun) Rick gets his ass out of the tank and winds up with a bunch of stranded survivors who are revealed to be a part of the "camping group." They apparently went to Atlanta looking for supplies but only found a bunch of dead assholes. Awww. Anyway, Glenn is ADORABLE and comes very close, multiple times, to completely stealing the show. The group is pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of regular people stranded in a Zombie Movie/TV Show. They're typically diverse and all battling their own inner demons and what have you while trying to get along and work together and not get eaten alive. They've holed themselves up in a department store but the zombies are getting wise to their whereabouts and soon they're breaking down the doors to get in.
Star Wars Clone Wars: Evil Plans
The Avengers on Disney: 2 episodes
BIO: Captains of the Final Frontier
Clash of the Gods: Medusa, Hercules, Hades
HBO Young Comedians circa 1981
The Walking Dead #2
Sherlock Holmes: The Great Game
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror
Eastbound & Down: Chapter 13
Wow, we got A LOT of TV in on Sunday. It was so much that by the end of it, I was too wiped out to write a blog post, so here I am on Monday morning, fresh as a daisy... writing this blog.
I guess the two biggest events on last night's list were The Walking Dead #2 and the last of three installments of Sherlock. Both were excellent.
Let's start with Walking Dead. This episode was entitled "Guts" for good reason. Basically, with the help of Glenn (played by Steven Yeun) Rick gets his ass out of the tank and winds up with a bunch of stranded survivors who are revealed to be a part of the "camping group." They apparently went to Atlanta looking for supplies but only found a bunch of dead assholes. Awww. Anyway, Glenn is ADORABLE and comes very close, multiple times, to completely stealing the show. The group is pretty much what you'd expect from a bunch of regular people stranded in a Zombie Movie/TV Show. They're typically diverse and all battling their own inner demons and what have you while trying to get along and work together and not get eaten alive. They've holed themselves up in a department store but the zombies are getting wise to their whereabouts and soon they're breaking down the doors to get in.
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Anyway, come to find out a racist, redneck jackass is all pissed off and he starts mouthing off, spouting out derogatory phrases specifically geared to rile up the audience and before you know it, our friendly neighborhood sheriff's deputy has him handcuffed to a rusty pipe. Things progress and eventually they come up with a plan.
PLAN A |
The plan is to smear zombie guts all over yourself and pretend (ala Shawn of the Dead) to be a zombie. It's workin pretty good. And then... wouldn't you know. It just has to fucking rain. That's when we go to this:
PLAN B |
Since it's a conveniently placed summer shower, the rain only lasts until the Glenn and Rick make it to safety and commence the second part of the plan: "Get the fuck out of Atlanta."
Oh, and also, Rick's wife (who he's DESPERATELY trying to find) is having rough, forest sex with his ex-partner. <sigh>
Ok, I have it on good authority that a lot of people think this episode didn't live up to the awesomeness of the first one but I tend to disagree. I found the first episode to be pretty run-of-the-mill as far as Zombi-fied things go and I thought this one went a little deeper into how the world works, who is left to inhabit it, and how they survive. So, I think it may just be a matter of what you, as an individual, are looking for in your zombies. However, I also thought the tension was WAY better in this episode. It had a lot more "out of the frying pan, into the fire" type of action that makes this kind of horrific suspense stuff work.
The only misstep I really got from it was the grenade. AV CLUB brilliantly paraphrases Chekov's famous quote saying, "If you show me a grenade in the first act, it better explode by the third." I couldn't agree more. In the first scene, Rick gets hold of a grenade and we even get this nice, close up shot of the little hand-held explosive... so we're all keyed up about it the WHOLE EPISODE. And then... we never see it again. I assume it'll come back later but the show really subverted my expectations and... not really in a good way.
Before last night's episode, S. and I decided that "Guts" would be the deciding factor in whether or not The Walking Dead would be set to record on our DVR. Now... space on our DVR is like real estate in Hawaii. So, we don't take actions like, "record all new episodes" lightly. Nevertheless, we've passed judgment and decided that Yes, we will keep going with this show.
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Last night was also the final installment of Sherlock. Which was just... wow. I mean. Wow. I can't even tell you how glad I am that men like Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat walk this earth.
Sherlock was shown in three, two-hour installments. They begin with Holmes meeting Watson and finish up with a final showdown between the two of them and Moriarty. Just typing that gave me cold chills. The way they've written these characters is astounding. Moffat and Gattis have kept so much of the original feel of Watson and Holmes, their friendship is beautifully rendered and the characters have heaping loads of depth.
Stylistically, the show is quite brilliant as well. I think I read somewhere that it was the director, Paul McGuigan, who came up with the idea of floating text messages onto the screen rather than constantly showing fingers typing out the words. It's really stylish, dark and very British without being overly stylistic. It's fast paced and the action is driven by Holmes and Watson and their rush to uncover the clues that will lead them to the next and the next steps.
In the final installment, Holmes is sent on a puzzle quest. His genius is deliberately and cruelly tested as he receives a number of phone calls from victims, who are strapped up with C-4, forced to read words off a phone screen. They can't relay their position or disclose the nature of the man who set it all up or they'll get a quick sniper shot to the head. I've never seen this done and it's put to rather wonderful use in Sherlock. It's very tense and made more so by the fact that Holmes is more invested in solving the puzzle than saving the victim. This intense, hardcore focus is one of the things that makes Sherlock so fascinating and it's played to wonderful effect by Cumberbatch. Throughout the three episode series, Moffat and Gatiss continuously go back to the fact that Sherlock is out of touch and not empathetic; he's an alien among the rest of humanity and this theme really works.
The episode ends with a big, crazy cliffhanger and immediately after it was over, I googled it to see if there'd be more. Indeed, it looks like Sherlock will return for another three episode series in the fall of next year. Hooray!
If you missed out on Sherlock or if you want more information you can visit PBS to watch the full episodes (for a limited time) and lots of behind the scenes stuff. I'll be over there... doing that... until next autumn.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Tea: Earl Grey, Hot
So, if you haven't caught on yet... I LOVE STAR TREK. And because of this, I will probably write more posts about Star Trek than anything else even though there aren't any new episodes right now.
Today, S. and I were totally jumping up and down when we randomly ran across a new Biography Channel special: "The Captains of the Final Frontier."
Today, S. and I were totally jumping up and down when we randomly ran across a new Biography Channel special: "The Captains of the Final Frontier."
SWEET!
The bio covers the history of Trek captains from Roddenberry's "Wagon Train To The Stars" pitch all the way up to Chris Pine's revival of Kirk in the 2009 movie. It's two hours long and holy-Kirk-on-an-Orion-slave-girl, it was awesome.
Some of the high points/things I didn't already know:
-After the pilot, when Captain Pike was replaced, Roddenberry submitted a list of SIXTY names to the network before he settled on James T. Kirk.
-Jacques Cousteau was the inspiration for Picard's character on Next Gen.
-The inspiration for DS9 was the 1958-1963 show "The Rifleman."
-Alexander Siddig was originally considered for Commander Sisko but was cast instead as Dr. Bashir.
-The Oklahoma City Bombing was the inspiration for the Eddington storyline in DS9.
-If "Enterprise" had been allowed to continue, the next season arc would've been all about the Romulan War
The show finished up by issuing superlatives to each captain:
Kirk: Most Dashing
Picard: Most Diplomatic
Sisko: Most Direct
Janeway: Most Determined
Archer: Most Driven
Kirk 2.0: Most Daring
As each guest on the show, all writers or actors involved with Trek, wrapped up their sentimental feelings about their experiences with Star Trek, my shitty Time Warner DVR crapped out and I started throwing things at the TV. Oh well.
Overall this little special didn't tell me much I didn't already know but it was pretty nice to just sit around and reminisce about Trek. It actually made a big point to cover that awful abyss between the end of Enterprise and the beginning of JJ's reboot and my husband and I both stopped the show to briefly discuss how absolutely horrible that time was. The dark time. The time when there was no Trek and no hope for Trek. And then we recounted the Sunday morning that we were sitting in the theatre and saw the very first teaser for Star Trek, where Enterprise is in dry dock, being welded together and JFK's timeless "The eye of the world... is looking to space." rises up along with the Apollo mission comm signals. Then, as the camera pans up, Spock starts "Space, the final frontier..." Holy shit. I remember sitting in that theater and just crying, being so happy that Trek was back that tears just streamed down my face.
Anyway, I'm glad we caught this little special. It was fun.
Last night we happened upon the BBC re-airing of Next Gen's, "The Perfect Mate." This episode features Famke Janssen as an alien who looks very much like a Trill but isn't. She's a female metamorph who senses the desires of potential mates and transforms herself into their ideal lover.
Nice.
She can do this over and over until she hits a certain age at which point she's got to bond for life with one individual. Female metamorphs only come around once every seven generations so they're usually used by their societies to achieve some kind of diplomatic peace or what-have-you. For Kamala (Janssen) it's going to be a life-long hookup with this guy:
Space Twerp
At the beginning of the episode, she's been prematurely awoken from stasis and she's all hot and bothered, her pon-far-ish metamorph feelings all super heightened. First she's like, "Hey Tubby Riker!" And he's like, "Hellz Yeah!"
But no. Tubby Riker doesn't get any this time. Because Kamala gets stuck in her room thanks to her prudish guardian and when Picard catches wind of this he's like, "Wahh? No way, equal rights! I'm gonna go straighten this out." And he gets there and totally resists all of Famke's super-sexy six-foot-tall charm. And then she's like, "Who's this guy?"
Anyway, they end up spending an ass-load of time together and she explains why (as if we didn't all know) that being a metamorph is sort of a raw deal. Changing yourself every time you meet someone new is kind of shitty and she LOVES being around Picard because not only is he the sexiest of all Captains, but he's also the most dignified and integrity just sort of oozes out of his pores. Finally, she's like, "Hey, I could get used to this Earl Grey and Shakespeare."
But Picard has SO MUCH integrity that he continuously turns down Kamala's advances and that only makes her more in love with who this guy is.
In the end, Picard actually gives Kamala away as a bride to the Space Twerp and she goes away to live as his queen but first she reveals a little something to Picard:
Kamala: I will never truly love him.
Picard: You've not even met him.
Kamala: It no longer matters. I wish I could convey to you what it's like to be a metamorph; to feel the inner strength of someone; to realize that being with him is opening your mind and heart to endless new possibilities; to hear yourself say "I like myself when I'm with him"
Picard: Kamala...
Kamala: For a metamorph, there's no greater pleasure, and no greater wish, than to bond with that kind of mate at the end of the finis'raal as I have bonded with you.
Picard: With me?
Kamala: Who I am today, I will be forever.
Picard: You've not even met him.
Kamala: It no longer matters. I wish I could convey to you what it's like to be a metamorph; to feel the inner strength of someone; to realize that being with him is opening your mind and heart to endless new possibilities; to hear yourself say "I like myself when I'm with him"
Picard: Kamala...
Kamala: For a metamorph, there's no greater pleasure, and no greater wish, than to bond with that kind of mate at the end of the finis'raal as I have bonded with you.
Picard: With me?
Kamala: Who I am today, I will be forever.
Then Picard soaks it all in:
God, he's awesome.
I remember watching this when I was a kid and again sometimes later. As soon as it came on, I remembered which one it was and exactly how it ended. This one had a pretty big impact on me. The theme here is a strong one and it's stuck with me all these years. The episode is pretty minimal. We see almost nothing of the other bridge crew. Troi isn't even in the episode at all and most of the other characters make only a brief appearance. It all rests on Picard and his strength of character. And that's exactly what sells it. Picard's integrity, his sense of duty, and his love for his ship and the people he commands is stalwart. Being around Picard, feeling what he feels and looking at life the way he does, Kamala finds an inner-strength she hadn't had before. She could be like anyone or morph to love her twerpy forever-husband, but because she loves who she is when she's with Picard. She chooses to bond with him.
That's some good shit. This episode does that thing that Trek does so well where it's SO GOOFY and far-fetched and you're sitting there chuckling at Worf and Kamala exchanging sexy growls and then all the sudden your heart breaks for Kamala and Picard.
It's a good one. If you catch it on, you should give it a shot.
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